I read newspapers daily without fail — one in Urdu,
three in English.
On days when an entire page of any newspaper
is filled with government advertisements,
I feel an inexplicable sense of relief, thinking,
“Today, I’m spared from so much news.”
If the government were to start publishing
ads on every page of every newspaper,
the country would achieve peace.
Shahbaz Sharif and Maryam Nawaz Sharif should immediately
order the implementation of this proposal.