کہتے ہیں یا نہیں کہتے، مگر یہ ایک مشاہدے کی بات ہے کہ بعض اوقات شر میں سے خیر کا کوئی پہلو نکل آتا ہے۔ میں نے اسے مشاہدے کی بات اس لیے کہا کیونکہ یہ کوئی اصول نہیں، یا مبادا اسے کہیں ایک اصول نہ سمجھ لیا جائے۔ اور یوں شر پسنددوں کو شرپسندی […]

In Pakistan, the constitution and the law do not determine politics. Political compulsions determine the constitution and the law. Those who link the imposition of emergency and governor’s rule in KPK with democracy are themselves misguided and are also misleading others. In KPK there was Imrani democracy. That is, a personalized system of government centered […]

One official fort was under occupation, from where continuous shelling of the capital continued, and every now and then, with the help of state resources, night raids were launched on the capital. Now only the hope of assistance from a foreign crutch, “Britain,” would remain. As for “Dilli,” that was already ruined by their own […]

In Pakistan, the constitution and the law do not determine politics. Political compulsions determine the constitution and the law. Those who link the imposition of emergency and governor’s rule in KPK with democracy are themselves misguided and are also misleading others. In KPK there was Imrani democracy. That is, a personalized system of government centered […]

دانشور لوگوں کو اپنے تصورات اور نظریات کا غلام بنانا چاہتے ہیں: انجمنِ ترقی پسند مصنفین کے ایک ہفتہ وار خصوصی اجلاس کی منتخب روداد آج شام 7 اکتوبر (2026) کو انجمنِ ترقی پسند مصنفین لاہور (پنجاب) کا ہفتہ وار خصوصی اجلاس منعقد ہوا۔ صدارت کامریڈ خالد محمود نے کی۔ موضوع تھا: پاکستان میں سیاسی […]

Don’t sit idle, do something, Just unpick your clothes and stitch them back again. Keep experimenting. Never stop experimenting. And when the different chemicals start a long march on the laboratory, then keep dealing with them. O Politicians! Did you ever think how much these experiments cost the citizens!

The first golden rule of the state aristocracy (ریاستی اشرافیہ): Slaughter every hen that lays the golden eggs.

Inside the royal palace, on every jeweled throne, Leprous bodies in robes of light, Diseased minds and turbans twisted high to the skies, Ignorance-filled scholars, The Majhas and the Gamas, Sit holding clenched in their fists, The tumults of our destinies, the oppressed. Honey on their tongues and knives in their pockets — The breed […]

Those politicians who could not provide uninterrupted power supply in 80 years, (and in fact are providing even load-shedding-ridden electricity at an exorbitant price) cannot do this job in the next 80 thousand years either. In fact, they cannot do any other job either.

A short exchange of views (End of September-start of October) from a WhatsApp group Dr Khalil: The rulers of Pakistan are indebted, not the citizens of Pakistan! It is often heard and read that Pakistan has accumulated so much foreign debt. Every Pakistani owes this much loan. Well, did any citizen of Pakistan ever say […]

نوٹ: یہ مضمون اواخرِ 1987 میں لکھا گیا۔ اس کا اصل عنوان ’’مترجمین‘‘ تھا۔ پچھلے دنوں پھرتے پھراتے ’پنجابی ادبی سنگت‘ (لاہور) کے تنقیدی اجلاس میں جا پہنچا۔ حالیہ تفریق کے تحت یہ ادبی سنگت سیاسی بھی ہے، جبکہ اس کے مقابلے میں ’پنجابی ادبی پروار‘ پروان چڑھ رہا ہے، جو دائرہٴ ادب کو اپنا […]

نوٹ: یہ تحریر 16 فروری 1987 کو ایم اے فلسفہ کے لیے لکھے گئے انگریزی مقالے، ’’ہیوم کے فلسفہٴ تشکیک کا تنقیدی مطالعہ‘‘ (A Critique of Hume’s Scepticism) کے حرفِ آخر کا اردو ترجمہ ہے۔ اسے ایک اردو مضمون کے طو پر ’’حلقہٴ اربابِ غالب‘‘ (راولپنڈی) کے تنقیدی اجلاس منعقدہ 7 مئی 1990 میں بھی […]

The travelers of ancient and medieval times journeyed the world and thus compiled the history of the world. But the tourists of Pakistan, by becoming politicians and then rulers, did indeed tour the whole world, yet they destroyed both Pakistan and Pakistan’s history. Why don’t all these politicians and rulers travel the world with their […]

For how much did Nawaz Sharif sell PML-N to Shahbaz Sharif? It’s a family deal, how would an outsider know! Yes, for how much Shahbaz Sharif sold PML-N, that is a market deal and everyone knows. That is, countless new suits and countless foreign tours.

The dilemma is that Pakistani people, for example, want to go to and settle in France. And after settling there, they want to make France into Pakistan. So wouldn’t it be better if they made Pakistan into France. But the fun that lies in ruining someone else’s built home, where is that fun in building […]

(وہ عمومی تصور جس پر بیشتر لوگ عمل پیرا ہیں) پہلے تو دو قسم کے تصورات میں فرق کر لینا ضروری ہے۔ مذہبی شخص کا ایک تصور تو وہ ہے، جسے عامر لیاقت حسین نے بدلا۔ نہ صرف لباس کے ضمن میں، بلکہ گفتگو اور طرزِ عمل کے ضمن میں بھی۔ لیکن اس تصور کا […]

جو بوؤ گے وَہی کاٹو گے! جنھوں نے “عمران خان” بویا، وہ “عمران خان” کاٹ رہے ہیں۔

مجھے اس تحریر کو عنوان دینے میں مشکل پیش آ رہی ہے۔ ویسے تو اکثر و بیشتر جب میں کچھ لکھنے بیٹھتا ہوں تو کچھ نہ کچھ عنوان ذہن میں ضرور بن جاتا ہے، گو کہ لکھنے کے دوران یا مکمل ہونے کے بعد یہ عنوان اکثر جزواً یا کلیتاً تبدیل جاتا ہے۔ لیکن اس […]

All officials of the state and government, including the President and the Prime Minister, who are undertaking foreign tours, should do these tours freely and as much as they like… Do two or three times more foreign tours than each one of you has already done. But know this, that the expenses of all these […]

First a suicide attack happens, people including soldiers die and are injured. Then after that, the Pakistani army targets terrorist hideouts in Afghanistan. Why is this wait done? Why are terrorist hideouts in Afghanistan not targeted beforehand? Why doesn’t the government clarify its policy? Why doesn’t it make the army follow this policy?

A stinted mindset

We are not a normal nation and live down inside the proverbial well made of our own presumptions. Thus we are a perfect subject matter

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The wailers: a cartoon

The wailers: Why Hakimullah Mehsud, Chief of Tehreek-e-Taliban Pakistan was killed in a drone strike! That jeopardized the peace talks with the TTP, they cry!

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The Drone warriors

There are tribal citizens who favor Drone attacks! “. . . interviews by The Economist with twenty residents of the tribal areas confirmed that many see individual drone

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But who is she!

See how one member of an elite family is being showered with praises for her real degree and distinction in the LL.B. examination by a

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Exposing the hypocrites

Sabir Nazar instead of pencil and brush uses knives and choppers and cuts his subject / subjects mercilessly into pieces! [The Express Tribune, October 2,

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Shame on the newspapers . . .

Shame on this and other such newspapers which play in the hands of Pakistan’s Riyasti Ashrafiya, and promote their sons and daughters and thus perpetuate

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میڈیا کی کام چلاؤ اردو

کافی عرصے سے پاکستان میں ایک بات دہرائی جاتی رہی ہے کہ تدریس کے شعبے میں صرف وہ لوگ آتے ہیں، جو اور  کسی شعبے

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Who is Drone-prone!

Here is a cartoon by Sabir Nazar, which exposes the fallacy of opposing the Drone attacks. The cartoon published in The Express Tribune on September

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The Kings Among Us

[When I wrote this piece, I titled it as, Saddam Hussein: A King of our Times, but The News carried it with a better title:

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بے شرم جمہوریت

یہ پوسٹ گذشتہ پوسٹ: ’’جھوٹ کے پاؤں اور جھوٹ کا دماغ‘‘ سے جُڑی ہوئی ہے۔ جیسا کہ آصف علی زرداری کی شان میں زمین آسمان

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